Fughanna

It’s so nice to see Rihanna so cheerful. And won’t lie that it makes my day job so much easier when she’s in a good enough mood to play with fashion. For instance:

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Houndstooth bags are how GLAMOROUS people keep their ankles warm in winter. As a bonus, they also work as high-fashion cozies for, say, a bottle of rum. In fact, you could keep a whole minibar in those things even as you’re wearing them. Those tiny travel-sized bottles of scotch can get so cumbersome in a handbag.

RiRi recently admitted she wanted to name her new album Such A F***ing Lady, but record stores wouldn’t allow it, so she switched it up to Rated R. I think she dress she wore to the release party would’ve worked for either:

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This dress is Superman’s Fortress of Solitude + the sequin bin at Michael’s, multiplied by a Vegas revue and seasoned with a dash of Bai Ling. Don’t put your head on her shoulder unless you want your ear pierced.

But at least that one has the element of danger.

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I can’t tell if Rihanna is ACTUALLY slouching this much, or if that bunchy catsuit with Grecian-lap-pouch attachment is creating an unfortunate optical illusion. Kid, you have a new album out, and you’re the toast of the music industry. If you ABSOLUTELY INSIST on running around wearing Donald Trump’s toupe, at least complement it with something attractive. Hell, I’d even settle for spiky. This just makes me want to put Icy Hot on my back muscles. I hope those gift bows you’re trying to pass off as shoes were attached to a box that contained something way cuter.