Fugholland Drive

Naomi Watts’ belted toga makes her knees look like
they’re about two inches above her ankle bone, and gives the impression
that she’s hunched over in bladder-suppressing agony.

I’m telling you all that now because once you see the picture, it’s entirely possible your eyes will not travel far enough south to notice the rest of it.

She really should have sold ad space on those nipple flowers.