Fugie Fugogue

Oh, Kylie. Is this Sharon Stone’s influence?

I don’t mean to point fingers, but let’s look at the evidence: Yesterday, Kylie looked adorable. Then Sharon Stone rubbed her armpits all over everyone’s favorite plucky pixie with one of the world’s most cherished bums, and suddenly, she’s part-dominatrix, part-lampshade. Pull her string and she’ll either whip you with a bike chain or you’ll get some nice, soft reading light. Or both.

Now, I suppose La Stone is innocent until proven guilty, but know this, Sharon: If Kylie takes off her thigh-belt and uncrosses her legs in a wanton act of pantylessness, my index finger of judgment will have no choice but to gesture angrily in your direction. And if that causes me to sprain anything, well, honey, it will be ON.