Fugit Golan

It would appear that Hofit Golan — the “random blonde model” of yesterday — has not since had any epiphanies pertaining to the art of asset management.

Presentation is half the battle, and unfortunately, plopping two cantaloupes on a tray with a red ribbon and calling it your fashion inspiration isn’t going to score you any points for technical or artistic merit.

It’s as our world’s earliest sages have always said: “If the bodice fits, you must acquit.” By
that logic, Hofit’s looking at 20 years to life, with possible
reductions in her sentence if she gives up the name of the glue she
used to keep that thing up over her nipples.