Fugject Fugway


WOW, Heidi Klum.

[Photo: WENN.com]

That’s, um….shiny. And slick. And kind of like a rejected piece from the Austin Powers oeuvre, lacking merely go-go boots and an awkwardly rendered entendre. On the other hand, it does make me want to see if I can, in fact, bounce a quarter off your boobs, much as one can on a tightly made bed in movies about the Army. So that’s…something, right?

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