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Usually, I wholly embrace the chance to put 1,000 words to any photo.

In this case, though, I think Natasha Lyonne’s facial expression says it all.

[Photo: Getty]

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Comments (48):

  1. Lynn Baber

    Wait. These are both WOMEN?

  2. Orange clouds

    Chloe… words fail me. I am not even talking about the “clothes”, what is THAT hair?

  3. Kat

    It’s He-Man hair

  4. Kat

    or the Dutch Boy Paints boy

  5. Annie E

    Oh holy hell. I’m scared.

  6. Juanitatres

    I just screamed when I pulled up this picture! The hair…there are now words. I am happy to see Natasha Lyonne out and about. Girlfriend’s had a rough go of it.

  7. Juanitatres

    “No” words, not “now” words.

  8. jamie

    That is HAT hair. Celebrities: Just Like Us!!

  9. Amanda in Austin

    The Sev needs to sue whomever gave her that haircut.

  10. Lynne

    Is Natasha Lyonne really tiny? Or is Chloe gigantic? Appalling hair aside, I don’t quite understand what she’s wearing. Is it a long skirt with a slit? And she’s wearing a body suit with weird sheer stripes? How does The Sev even dream this stuff up?

  11. Lisa

    This is one of the funniest pictures ever. I might have it framed.

  12. Liz

    Are we sure that’s not a male Sev impersonator? I mean really, really sure?

  13. Stefanie

    Wait, what?

  14. Caroleena Stantonova

    I had no idear that Chloe’s gal pal is…Natasha Lyonne???

  15. Lina

    *shudder*

    Please start over and try again.

  16. roser

    Have never understood why the Sev is considered fashion-forward – her choices almost always look idiotic to me.

  17. Squirrel!

    The horror! The horror!

  18. TaraMisu

    Must. Stop. Snorting. Must. Stop. Snorting. I am going to get fired :D :D :D

    What the hell is this?? That hair! I can’t get past it! And does she have electrical tape tights on?? I can’t even.

    • Katharine

      It looks like a full-blown electrical tape BODYSUIT.

      • Katharine

        And… wait, no, it ISN’T. I really should look at the full image before posting — because this is even MORE bewildering. It’s a long, lace/mesh dress with a horizontal-stripe motif, OVER a black bra, and UNDER a black micro-mini. Oh, Chloe. Not to mention the weird, flat colour of her hair looks almost EXACTLY like mine… that time back in high school when I had multi-coloured locks, and grad-picture time came, and my mother pretty much held me down by force and bleached the colours out, and then overdyed it with Clairol Dark Ash Blonde and cut it into a bob.

  19. Kary

    It’s a man, baby!

  20. jjdaddyo

    I thought two things here:
    Is Natasha a Seuss character with that hair and expression?
    or
    Is she channeling Alison from Intervention? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EI6XnU8leA

  21. Squirrel!

    Totally dating myself, but… I think the Sev has Bjorn Borg’s hairdo. Minus the sweatband. As for Natasha Lyonne, she looks like someone isolated her head in Photoshop and moved it down to appear about 6″ below where it should be.

    I can’t even comment on the clothing.

  22. vandalfan

    How did the bemused older lady get her strapping son to wear that outfit? That must be what caused her stroke.

  23. Sonya Simpkins

    Is there some particular reason she stole Javier Bardem’s hairstyle from No Country? Jesus, I thought only 3-year-old boys got bowl cuts. Yikes!

  24. LeahLoo

    That’s the kind of hair and make-up usually reserved for a Sunday morning walk of shame.

  25. jean

    He-Man hair indeed. Is Chloe really that looming? Or Natasha that small? The perspective seems wonky. I sort of like Chloe’s dress (?) otherwise. It’s fine for East Coast in winter.

  26. megan

    wtf I dont even really mind chloes out fit.. its fine. But the hair!!! my god its hideous!! and she looks reallyyyyyy tired. Take a nap, fix your hair!!!

  27. Mahastee

    I would be really bothered by the fact that Chloe is wearing Jordan’s leggings as a dress… If only I could get past the HAIR.

  28. nannyo

    ok, right the hair is bad but are we missing the fact that she is wearing a full lenth sheer dress over horizontal striped tights with granny boots and a leather motorcycle jacket. For heaven’s sake.

  29. Caroleena Stantonova

    I’m worried about the statement Chloe’s hair is making. blech-a-reeno! Oh, and I’m perfect and am in a perfect position to pass judgment on others…

  30. Sajorina

    OMG! WTF? & OH, HONEY, NO! all rolled into one!!! I’m HORRIFIED & AMUSED… What is going on?!

  31. Jo

    chloe looks like iggy pop if had led a slightly healthier lifestyle…

  32. Mamasan

    LOL @ Jo! That was awesome! Seriously though… I never “got” the appeal of Chloe and her fashion choices. Most of the time it looked like she rummaged through her grandmother’s attic for her wardrobe. This look defies explanation. Her hair and skin are essentially the same colour and would someone please introduce her to undereye concealer? Lady looks like she just pulled an all nighter all the time!

  33. NOLAmz

    She reminds me of a young(ish) Iggy Pop

  34. AQ

    OH SEVIGNY NO!

    It’s nice to see Natasha Lyonne looking well, even if she is making a goofy face.

  35. kaitana

    The hair??? What??? How??? Why????

  36. MK Martin

    Is she making a goofy face? Looks like she’s had a stroke, to me.