Oh, Shailene. Don’t give up YET.
You’re young. Unlike with us, Intern George will probably return your phone calls. And your Secret Life contract won’t last forever. There are, after all, only so many times your character can cycle through the same sexual drama with the same bouffanted boys whose sperm has a surreal potency. Although, actually Bold and the Beautiful has existed FOREVER based on one character cycling through the same sexual drama with the same semi-bouffanted men whose sperm has a surreal potency, so… Let’s set that argument aside, and instead just lament that you’re wearing a satin pot pourri sack, and then ball it up and shove it back in your drawer to scent up your unmentionables and never discuss it again.
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Comments (32):
She seems kinda young to play Mrs. Roper
Someone please tell her that a sleek ponytail is not the hairstyle to wear with practically no makeup.
Wait, Brooke is still fertile? Oh Ridge, with your Forrester couture-clad sperm and your ridiculously intrusive mother, you just keep doing your thing, honey.
My sisters and I occasionally buy gawd-awful clothes as gag gifts for one another. This is why I own a polyester mu-mu that looks JUST LIKE THIS! I think it is safe to say that a beautiful young woman should never be seen wearing something that even a pack of women her mom’s age find too laughably fugly to be worn other than as a joke.
Is it Dress Like a Grandma Day? I didn’t get the memo.
And it has pockets! Mercy!
Well, OF COURSE it has pockets. She has to put her hanky someplace, and she obviously hasn’t got a bra strap for that purpose.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD SHE WEAR THIS?
Because the alien space ships wouldn’t allow her to board looking like this??
i kind of like the dress, don´t know why…
I like it too. I wish it didn’t have pockets and maybe was made out of different material, but I’m not mad at it.
At least this girl doesn’t go out with her fallopian tubes showing like other young starlets.
I agree, but there’s got to be a happy medium between “put your vulva away” and “your 80-year-old crazy great-aunt.”
It looks like she’s auditioning outfits for her career as an herbalist…
but this one should probably go back to the garden
Rarely do I ever like what she wears. This time is no exception. I also refuse to believe this is a dress.
Maybe she is a big fan of Dorothy Zbornak?
And the wrinkles!
I particularly dislike the prepped for surgery sternum exposure in a muumuu.
Is anyone else seeing Smurfs?
I think it might be cute if the boob Rorschach test didn’t make her look so droopy and it the dress was fitted around her waist or torso.
Satin. Never a friend on the red carpet.
The super-low neckline and mu-mu shape just make it look too big.
Maxi dress summer hell.
That is truly terrible. On the other hand, I’ve just browsed her archives, and (a) she seems to mostly do pretty well and (b) she SMILES! Praise Jebus. I can forgive a lot for that.
I genuinely feel bad ragging on this dress, because she’s not flashing her funbags like every other actress. But it’s so ugly and old and makes me sad. And concerned for her in case she trips on the skirt.
Hideous !!
I really like the fabric pattern and I think the dress fits her perfectly fom her ribcage up! But, the dress is too long and she’s swimming in the bottom of it! I like her hair & makeup as well… She’s so pretty!
This look makes me so sad, because it could be so good! If it were just a bit more fitted and she had worn higher heels. Maybe a higher, sleeker pony tail and bolder make up. I can see what she was going for though. The dress is pretty cute.
I have no idea who you are. I know you get Fug affection, but also that you may or may not have attitude. Not so much with the caring. You’re wearing your 6 foot 4 grandmother’s hippy-colony birthing clothes, thus I feel vindicated in not watching that Clooney movie. It’s not your fault, but Clooney is insufferable. I may be alone in feeling that, but I’m also closer in age to you than anyone who disagrees with that statement. So… BOOM…? I… Sorry Shailene, this comment kinda got away from me towards the end of that first sentence.
Good God!!!
i think she is beyond saving…
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Is it just me or would she look at least 10 times better if she had better posture?
Oh no no no no no!! This is horrible. I hope she looked at some pictures from this event and burned that hideous thing immediately.