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FERGIE: Listen, Taylor, we should talk.
TAYLOR: Can’t talk. Need to look sultry.
FERGIE: Honey, listen. I’m wearing a harness. You see that, right?
TAYLOR: Sure.
FERGIE: A harness, AND a really long fake braid that looks like someone cut off a horse tail and sewed it to my bun.
TAYLOR: Whatever.
FERGIE: But nobody is going to care. You know why? Because of you. Because of THIS:
FERGIE: Kid…. you ARE aware that the term “threads” is a SLANG term to describe clothes? As in, not a literal one?
FERGIE: Are you even paying attention to me?
TAYLOR: You won’t be lecturing me so much when one of the dudes in the All-American Rejects agrees to strum my legs like an instrument. I tuned these pants myself.
FERGIE: THAT is the first full statement out of your mouth? Honey, you might be beyond help.
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