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I just KNEW Kimberly Stewart was going to try and take over for Paris and Lindsay while Linds is in rehab and Paris was plotting her prison break. But I never thought she’d go THIS FAR:

Kimberly, no matter HOW sparkly and wide your headband is, it will be a cold, cold day in hell when Karl Lagerfeld helps YOU out of a plane.  If you start sending poorly spelled screeds to the media via Blackberry, Lindsay is going to burst out of the program just to kick your ass.