Fugless

Okaaaaaaay.

So, this tan little blonde number is Brittany Murphy [no. For real. I double-checked. I promise] :

With Paul Oakenfold, who looks both thrilled and terrified by what’s happened to him, all because he agreed to work on Ms Murphy’s tune, “Faster Kill Pussycat.” He’s like, “I don’t think it’s appropriate for me to actually grasp your spandax-catsuit-clad thigh. Is it? I don’t think it is. I think I’ll just sort of let you hold your leg up here and pretend to grasp it. Oh, God, take the picture already. Is she on drugs, do you think? I didn’t think she was, but…look at the catsuit. If I’ve learned anything from my years on the music scene, it’s that people in catsuits are generally on drugs. Right?  This is awkward. God, why did I agree to work with Jessica Simpson?”