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May 27, 2009 By Jessica AT 11:15 am

Elodie Bouchez here was, according to the internet, on Alias in the fifth season as Renée Rienne, who I seriously can not really remember, even though I just read her character sketch on Wikipedia. It turns out that I kind of checked out of Alias after we found out Vaughn was secretly a French pastry chef, or whatever it was that he secretly was that whole time, like I’M SO SURE. On the other hand, poor Elodie surely suffered from being on Alias when Alias was drowning. If she had been on Alias during that season where Irina Derevko was imprisoned and Vaughn had that terrible FATAL non-fatal disease where black goo came from under his fingernails or something and he had to face the fact that he was going to die in a conveniently sexy tank top, then I probably would have remembered her. Anyway, here she is at Cannes:

Poor child. Clearly someone just said to her, “Dude, we’re going to the movies, want to come?” and she didn’t realize they meant, “the movies…IN CANNES.” That being said, even were she popping down to the multi-plex, this is rather unfortunately nightgown-esque, like she was running out of her house to escape a fire and the only shoes around were cowboy boots and now she’s wearing her nightgown and cowboy boots while the local news is covering the blaze and asking her stupid questions like, “How do you feel about your house fire?” Oh, Elodie. I’m sorry. I just can not sign off on this. Although, considering the fact that you also starred in a film called Sorry, Haters, I feel like you might not care what I think. Which is probably healthy.
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