Fuglie Duff


Duffman on The Simpsons had better guard his nickname — he’s getting some serious competition for it from Haylie, a.k.a. The Unfortunate And Unfortunately Mannish Duff Sister. She just reeks of “off-duty drag queen” to me. And also probably of Britney Spears’ “Curious.”

I really wish she’d start wearing colors that didn’t all distract the eye in a million directions. Just check the fugculus (fug + calculus) of her ensemble: White sweater + champagne shirt + orange/red necklace + green shoes + black bag = Color scheme of a child’s finger-painting accident.

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  1. Victoria

    OMG! This bad! Where are her eyes?

  2. dangerlad.

    i have irrational hatred for Hailey and i’m not sure why.
    when ever i see her on TV latching on to HDu i want shreik at her to get a job. I don’t feel this way about Ashlee however, why is that?

  3. Rosa

    I know I clicked on the Duff Sisters’ page, but that didn’t stop me from thinking that she was Robin Byrd for a second.

  4. AngelAss

    I feel sort of sorry for Hailie. She’s stuck with having a Disney slut as her sister. But she’s so much uglier than Hilary. At least Hilary’s cute – kinda, when she was in that Casper movie. but that was sickley sweet cute. not cute at all. so never mind. i take that all back. but halie’s still uglier, no matter what anyone says

  5. Susan

    You think Hailey is horrible but her sister doesn’t! if you know what I mean, but c’mon people hailey is better than average looking.