There are not words.

Well, there are, and they all carry punctuation and/or bonus characters: fugly!, nipples?, REALLY?!?, sh*tstorm, $^@&*^%, and of course my favorite word, BRAS-ARE-NOT-SHIRTS-ESPECIALLY-IF-THEY-ARE-SEE-THROUGH-WHAT-IS-GOING-ON-HERE-WHO-WOULD-EVEN-SEW-THUS-MUCH-LESS-ZIP-IT-UP. It’s a bit long to type all the time, though.

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