Fuglita

I never really understood the point of Dominique Swain — I mean, does the world really need a discount Kirsten Dunst? — so it’s only fitting that she would wear another thing whose purpose in life escapes me: Tops that are wrinkled on purpose.

[Photo by Daily Celeb.]

It doesn’t help that Dunst-lite has paired her crinkle-cut sky-blue cami with two things that flatter it as little as possible: a dusty rose cropped blazer, and a skirt that looks like hot-dog condiments. (I am not fretting about the incongruous shoe choice, mostly because my retinas have imploded.)  So while Ms. Swain deserves credit for not being all decked out for shuffleboard on the west lanai — a fashion choice preferred by her better-known clone — I do feel that maybe a little more coordination and a little less Crayola-chic would help her.