Fugly in Fug

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Elizabeth from The Apprentice was very excited for her big night out at the People’s Choice Awards. She took her father’s gift of beige fabric, borrowed her kooky friend’s old prom dress, and assaulted them with some fabric scissors and a sewing machine in order to make the most curiously shaped outfit she could. Sure, she’d been snubbed by the rich guy, but she was going to prove he hadn’t broken her spirit.

Also, she had a plan: Find Jon Cryer, stand next to him, and figure that if the rich guy saw her like that he’d totally realize he was interested after all. In which case… well, you know how that one ends.