Fugly Trendy

Okay, so I think I’ve solved the mystery of who Aubrey O’Day’s psychedelic stylist probably is.

Am I right? Who but Bobby Trendy would wedge a girl into something even Barbie herself would dismiss as “too froofy”? This is a man who I imagine has giant tulle dispensers on a wall in his closet and, right here, is wearing giant pot pourri sachets stapled to his shoulders. He is capable of anything.