Fugly and FugJ

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AJ MICHALKA:  Excuse me?

ALY MICHALKA: What, did you hear something?

AJ: I could’ve sworn I heard someone behind us laughing.

ALY: You probably did. I know I am laughing at you.

AJ: Wait, at ME?

ALY: Hello, honey, you’re wearing really tight pants and a shirt that hits your butt in the WEIRDEST place.

AJ:  HAVE YOU SEEN YOUR TIGHTS?

ALY: They’re not tights, honey, they’re pights. Half pants, half tights.

AJ: Did you just not bother to shave the backs of your legs today?

ALY: Don’t judge. It makes showering SO MUCH faster. I may not do it ever again. This is the new revolution, sweetie. Ride the wave.

AJ: It’s okay. I’ll let you surf it as far away from me as possible.