Fugly Reckless

I clearly have to just make some kind of program that randomizes a series of my usual rants about Taylor Momsen, and save myself the work of writing these posts anymore.

[Photo: WENN.com]

The phrases to go into the randomizer would be:

• Dude, where are her parents?

• She’s ONLY 16!

• That skirt is SO SHORT.’

• Gross

• I wish Jenny Humphrey would fall in front of something fast and deadly.

• OMG WASH YOUR FACE ALREADY.

And then, once they were loaded, I could just hit a giant button that said, “FUG” and something appropriate would pop out. I’m getting Intern George on this immediately. What a time saver!