Fugly Victoria Hervey

Putting aside how Lady Victoria Hervey — a British “celebrity” — even finagled an invitation to a Prada event in the first place, let’s all ponder together the terrifying mystery of what she chose to wear.

It starts out as a chain-mail thing she’d totally wear to the Knights of the Round Table spring dance…

And ends up the kind of thing you’d wear for several nights around table dancers. I feel like everyone standing behind her is trying REALLY HARD to avert their eyes from the thong string they can see flossing her backside, while she’s all, “Where’s my date? I want to show him my new ‘You Galahad Me At Hello’ tattoo! WHY IS EVERYONE TURNED AWAY FROM ME?”