Oh my god, you guys. This might be my favorite terrible outfit in at least…I don’t know. A month? At least! LOOK AT NICOLE SCHERZINGER:
I mean…can we just talk about this? ONE LEGGED ACID WASHED SWEATPANTS. Over LACE TIGHTS. With…BEDAZZLED SOCKS. This is like a Mad Lib come to life.
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But is it worthy of Bai Ling?
And where is our lovely Ms. Ling these days?
Our dear Bai, last we saw her, was in rehab, I think.
As for your question: No, it is not. For starters, Baby Bai would NEVER cover her leg. Or her nipples, for that matter (speaking of which, did Nipples ever come out?).
Fug Madness here she comes!!
My first thought!
Agreed. This is its own bracket. Right along with this Instant Fug Classic.
H&J, can we someday have a new, occasional category of Instant Fug Classics that you two determine (or ask We The People to vote on)? Seriously, it’s the rare fug that goes above and beyond this site’s already high standards but I’d argue that Porscha Coleman managed it.
YES! It’s like someone took the worst fashion trends of the 70′s (the top) the 80′s (lace hose) and 90′s (acid washed jeans) and combined them for a Godzilla-sized attack on fashion.
Leave the one-legged outfits to Bowie, please. And I suppose Swinton by extension.
This is what I dont get (And not just for Nicole here, but lots of people):
She has a BANGING body and yet she chooses to outfit it in this crap that makes her look A. homeless B. 10 lbs heavier than she actually is and C. like she’s lost her damn mind.
I got nothin’ after this. You said it perfectly.
And that top… It’s a fug-o-rama espectacular!
Is it lip-printed? Also, the way it ties reminds me of how we’d tie up our t-shirts in 7th grade to look “hot” (which freaks me out now).
Not one fugly piece fits with another. What the hell was she thinking? This is just ridiculous.
It looks like 1988 threw up on her.
Like, totally awesome.
It is truly awful. Frankly, I’m impressed.
Ha!
It is amazing.
How can this be your favorite terrible outfit in the past month … how quickly we forget Gaga yesterday in her thong and pantyhose!
Where there are no clothes, there can be no actual “outfit”.
Definitely a bid for Fug Madness seeding. Also, I’m not entirely certain of the natural shade of her skin, but I am certain that the one in this picture is not it. Oompa Loompas were imaginary, so it can’t be.
Are you sure those are sweatpants? I mean, they are, for all intents and purposes. But are they maybe … pajama jeans?
Oh, no, Pajama Jeans don’t come in Acid Wash or from the 80s!
“My pajama jeans sure are comfortable, but not edgy enough. I know, I will cut one leg off.” WTF.
Ok, any mention of Pajama Jeans is funny but that made me cackle at work.
Yes! Pajama Jeans! My thought exactly. And Leah’s comment FTW
Also? If I had that body, I would put SUCH cute clothes on it! That outfit is a crime against nature. And a straight-up middle finger to God.
OMFG, that actually had me choking on my diet Coke…
This is an awesome terrible outfit. I mean, seriously, this takes imagination, if nothing else. Anyone can put on a bra, pantyhose and a jacket (Gaga), but THIS? You have to have a special kind of warped mind to come up with this. And I love it.
Occaisonally someone is featured who looks absolutely adorable, and a commenter will say that she should have worn teal shoes, instead of turquoise. Or maybe, the belt was too wide or not wide enough.
And then, there’s this.
No matter what she does in life, I will always remember her as that arrogant b*tch who sang about being hotter than every guy’s girlfriend, and who never permitted her band mates to sing for fear of taking the spotlight away from her.
Bitter much?
[bursts out laughing]
I can’t even, you guys. She appears to be performing and I know you wear costumes when you perform, but this – THIS – is insane. How did her stylist sell her on it? I can only imagine what I would say if someone told me, “You should wear a lip-printed crop top with your bra showing underneath, and lace tights with one leg covered by acid-washed sweats.” The only way I’d wear that is if you threatened to kill someone I love. She presumably put this on on purpose.
OMG, I just gasped in disbelief, horror and amusement all at the same time! It’s like she’s trying to pull Nicki Minaj on her top, Jessie J on her torso, Rihanna on her right leg, Gaga on her left leg & Willow Smith on her feet?! Oh, good God, what is happening?
Rihanna/Gaga legs – you are so right!! I adore this – cracked out fug is so much more fun than sad, boring fug. I can already see this in the “One Fugging Moment” montage…
Oh, I can’t wait for the next “One Fugging Moment” montage either! This picture was made for it!
If you can’t say anything nice… OK …
At least her shoes match each other! But HBC shows us that is not necessary, so..
It’s only a matter of time until Aria on PLL wears this. A MATTER OF TIME.
“Mad lib come to life” is an awesomely accurate description. Especially when you add the lip-print crop top with waist ties.
Men’s underwear print torn lace leotards? Freaks me out!!!!
Bad. Choice. She looks like she’s been sleeping in the dumpster by the backstage door of a Motley Crue concert.
It’s truly fug, it really is. So why does it make me so happy? Maybe it’s because despite their inherent fugliness, 80′s style clothes always have an air of optimism about them.
Or maybe this just reminds me of when she was on HIMYM as Jessica Glitter.
I read that last sentence as “this is like a meth lab come to life,” at first. Either way.
If anything defines breaking bad, this does.
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