Fuglylicious

What the hell is Beyonce wearing?

I’ll grant that Beyonce is so far the only person for whom boho-chic has been a blessing, because it has purged her stylist-mother’s mind of hot pants, but… seriously, what is wrong with Tina Knowles? Did someone buy her a subscription to National Geographic? The other two look relatively normal, and then Miss B up on the right is clad in a pattern and color scheme that is probably in the running for a redesign of the seat covers on Southwest Airlines jets. Not to mention the incredibly helpful belt that is hanging limply around her waist, useless as a meatball sub on Nicole Richie’s kitchen counter.