Fuglyoaks

Loui Batley here is on the Brit soap Hollyoaks:

Rumor has it that she’s leaving at the end of the year and will “go out with a bang.”  Bear in mind that, thus far, her character Sarah has: intentionally blown a change to swim at the Olympics so as to enact revenge on her mother, who slept with Sarah’s boyfriend in an attempt to force Sarah to break up with him so that she could spend more time on her swimming; got back together with the dude who slept with her mom, and let him take naked photos of her, which he then showed to everyone they knew; got engaged to a gay guy who kind of tried to assault her and who ended their relationship by calling her a whore; forgave the assaulting whore-caller; became a model; saw her mother incarcerated in a mental institution;  got back together with the dude who slept with her mom, but broke it off with him AGAIN after she found out he was just dating her to get over being in love with his own half-sister; caused a friend’s nervous breakdown after he caught her sleeping with his physics professor in his bed; starting dating and subsequently was dumped by the dude who had the nervous breakdown; had a drunken, lesbian encounter with her own step-mother; was then disowned; dated her step-mother’s brother until she found out he had a nasty habit of rating all his conquests in a book; and decided she is a lesbian, who then nearly immediately almost accidentally poisoned her new girlfriend.

So, several things.

• This woman clearly has no time to worry about her clothing, leading to…this.
• WHY DON’T WE GET HOLLYOAKS IN THE UNITED STATES?