"I CALL THAT THING A MODESTY STRIP, WHICH IS A MAJOR TRIP 'CAUSE IT'S MORE LIKE A DRIP TRAILING DOWN FROM HER HIPS AND IT MAKES MY HEART FLIP 'CAUSE I'M HER CROTCH'S CURRENT VIP (AWW YEAH). OR MAYBE THAT FEELING IS MY TUMMY 'CAUSE I'M HUNGRY FOR CHIPS AND DIP. BUT NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I AM JUST HORNY."
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