"I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE SOMETHING BEGINNING WITH BOOB AND ENDING WITH THIGH. IT IS MY LADY'S BUFFET, FROM HORS D'OEUVRES TO CHERRY PIE. WHY? BECAUSE I AM HER GUY AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW HER BODY IS FLY SO THAT OF JEALOUSY YOU DIE, PLUS IF SHE SUDDENLY TURNED UP SHY YOU'D THINK THE APOCALYPSE WAS NIGH. LIKE THE BREAD, I AM RIGH. HOT DAMN NOW I WANT A REUBEN."
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