Fugerate Housewives

Well, this is FESTIVE:

I feel like this dress will be worn all over the world by a certain subset of ladies to holiday parties — some of them accessorizing it with light-up earrings in the form of trees — and by a couple of women who work for the Tournament of Roses and are extremely committed to the concept of thematic dressing. And while it will be IDEAL for those specific ladies, I don’t know that this whole Ruched Sleeves Ahoy look is going to set the night on fire for the rest of us.