Fugoubt

Just this weekend, I was in the car with my friend Grant, talking about Amy Adams. He loves her. I told him I was starting to find her weirdly annoying.  And he was like, “You’re crazy! She’s great!”  And I admitted that I did really like her in Enchanted (not to mention Cruel Intentions II [PS: that movie is terrible]) but that whenever I read an interview with her, she seemed kind of cloying and irritating. And he was like, “Whatever, you crazy bitch. Turn left here,” and then I admitted that what really irritated me — and I know it’s irrational — was that she always showed up to places with all her long hair draped over one shoulder. “Like Ariel in The Little Mermaid,” I said. He snorted. Then this happened: