Fugpo: The Fugnetic Fugpera

In the wake of news that Project Runway’s first season for Lifetime will be shot in Los Angeles, I am concerned that Paris Hilton is putting together a portfolio of pieces for her audition.

I am not sure how else to explain this, except that Paris dared herself to create an outfit from nothing but an existing dress and the contents of Candy Spelling’s wrapping room. Which might be spectacularly prescient of her if Macy’s pulls out and Tim Gunn is forced to remind his designers to make full use of the Hallmark Gold Crown Store Accessories Wall, but otherwise makes me hope the maid will sneak into Paris’s room at night and disable the hot-glue gun.