Fugprica

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Instead, it’s Caprica‘s Alessandra Toressani, and I fear she is experiencing amnesia, because she wore an outfit very similar to this for which she’s already been thoroughly fugged. Except here, she replaced the pleather boob cups with glittery mammary-cuddlers that extend down the side of her dress, as though her breasts have have been replaced with the trunks of highly fabulous elephants. This is confusing to me. Apparently, on Caprica she plays the first Cylon, so maybe she’s wearing basically the same thing all the time because that’s what her Battlestar Galactica brethren tended to do (at least, as far as season two, which is where I am right now). Or maybe she’s been told by an actual Cylon that her belly button is the key to saving Earth. Or perhaps she just found out that other dress also came in Highly Fabulous Elephant and was like, “Dude, boob trunks? UPGRADE.” And really, who can blame her?