Fugra Banks

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Oh, Miss Tyra. Bitchin’ boots, you divalicious beweaved creature, but those formal shorts are a Miss J-sized mess. Not to mention the belt that’s giving you square hips. And the blonde weave just looks dingy and sad, as if you’re lightening your hair to hide the greys, except we all know that your real hair hasn’t seen the sweet light of day since you wore it in a marvelous, resplendent afro (seriously, it was awesome) in cycle 3.

All in all, my judgment is this: If you were competing in a contest for America’s Next Top Tyra Banks Drag Act, you wouldn’t even make it past the casting special.