This reminded me of Florence Welch’s cockamamie Pink Lady bathrobe, and sure enough, it’s from the same Miu Miu show.

This is not as costumey as Florence’s version, but it looks to me like discount-bin contact paper for autumn-themed scrapbooks. I have never scrapbooked a day in my life — it’s too much; every aisle at Michael’s gives me anxiety — and I’m still suppressing the urge to affix a collage of Children Frolicking In Leaf Piles photos to her skirt, at a jaunty angle.

It’s been a rough week for her, sartorially:

If the other was her autumnal scrapbook dress, this stumpifying froofpile came from the Valentine’s scrap heap.

[Photos: WENN]