Fugronica Webb

It is worthwhile to note that everyone else at the event Ms Webb here is attending is wearing a cocktail dress. Me, I’m of the belief that I would rather be over- than under-dressed, because if you’re over-dressed, you can just convince people that you’ve just come from, or are on the way to, some FABULOUS event. If you’re under-dressed, you just look like this:

And I can’t think of an occasion in which you’d want to do that on purpose.