It breaks my heart that NONE of our subs had this outfit from the front,so this link will have to suffice. The pants, believe it or not, aren't that bad from the front view but from this angle are very grandpa and unflattering, and the shirt had to have cost $6 and come rolled up in a plastic bag with three of its siblings. Other people wore cocktail dresses to this Variety event, and she looks like the hipster busboy.