I went to the first stateside 30 Odd Foot of Grunts concert in Austin -- my friend bought tickets superquickly -- and all I can say about it is this: A girl was passed out in the bathroom at Stubbs, and everyone was making Gladiator jokes, and at one point my drunk ass was so excited about mocking his stage moves that I called attention to myself, and then promptly fell over on my ass. Please note that this was a long time ago, and everyone is an idiot at 21. My point is: Wow, that WAS a long time ago, and also, here is Russell Crowe.
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