AND THEN. COME ON. First, if you're going to wear that, or anything that alleges to be formal, at least do your hair. Having said that, the treadmill topknot gives the rest of the ensemble about the level of respect it deserves. This looks like it was stamped onto her body at the fug factory, possibly after Laverne and/or Shirley did something wacky that f'ed up the conveyor belt.