If I were Zooey's quirky friend, I would seize her by the shoulders and sing -- to the tune of Florence and the Machine -- "Hike it up, hike it uuuuup, hike it up hike it uuuuup, uuu-UUUUUp." Actually, though, doing that would probably create other fit issues because this thing looks incredibly poorly designed, so I might just go even CLOSER to Florence's actual lyrics with a "take it off" plea.
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