Fugs Landing

Aside from the faint halter-top tan, Nicolette Sheridan looks bangin’ in the black part of this dress…

… but the satin blinds she’s sewn to the bottom are thorougly confusing to me. Fashion and interior design need never mate. Unless she’s trying to confuse a free-roaming, hot, and charmingly dim cabana boy into coming over to what he thinks is a woman strapped to a deck chair, so that he might rub oil on her back before… skimming her water.