– See how good you are at the new game that’s sweeping the nation — and by “nation,” I mean, “GFY HQ.” It’s called “Who said it: Kanye or Karl,” and it’s harder than you’d think. [Kongregate]
– Can you believe we are almost done with the Aughts? What reminded me: This piece on the best bad movies of the decade. I thought to myself, “Oh, nice, shouldn’t they wait until the decade is at least OVER?” Then I realized that’s in, like, three weeks. Holy. Mackerel. Also, I might have added She’s The Man… except, it might be legitimately good. Shhh. Don’t tell. [AV Club]
– I bet you never knew your life wasn’t complete, until now. Seriously, I’m not sure how any of us lived without motorized cupcakes with customizable frosting. I’m almost embarrassed for us as a race — when the aliens get here in their croissant cars they’re going to be like, “What are you, Philistines?” [Neiman Marcus]
Fugs and Pieces: Friday, December 4
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– See how good you are at the new game that’s sweeping the nation — and by “nation,” I mean, “GFY HQ.” It’s called “Who said it: Kanye or Karl,” and it’s harder than you’d think. [Kongregate]
– GINNY WEASELY IS DATING GRINDELWALD? DOES HARRY KNOW? Or, indeed, does Dumbledore? [Lainey Gossip]
– I bet you never knew your life wasn’t complete, until now. Seriously, I’m not sure how any of us lived without motorized cupcakes with customizable frosting. I’m almost embarrassed for us as a race — when the aliens get here in their croissant cars they’re going to be like, “What are you, Philistines?” [Neiman Marcus]
– This picture is going to make your day. Remember, Cookie Monster, Tyra is a sometimes food. [Pop Eater]
– OK, now this Tiger thing is getting weird. Not that I blame him — David Boreanaz IS hot. [UsMagazine.com]
– Lucky Magazine is giving away something from every page of its January issue. Hey, everyone loves free stuff. [Lucky]
– And, in honor of the column we wrote this week about Intern George’s charming or smarmy movie smirks (which, by the way, was REALLY HARD to do without even once referring to him as “Intern George”) here is a very special clip of him in a Martini commercial with Shannyn Sossamon. I hope you enjoy his deeply nuanced performance.
We brought this up at his performance review because we felt it indicated that he wasn’t making us enough martinis
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