Fugs and Pieces: Friday, Oct. 30

– Just in case you were wondering, yes, Scientology IS experiencing a little extra hateration lately. (Yahoo)

 – Hamish Bowles wrote a piece for this month’s Vogue about some Outward Bound-y camping trip thingy Anna forced him to do. The article is a fun read — it actually kind of reminds me of a piece in Sassy like a hundred years ago where one of the writers (Christina Kelly, maybe) went on a similarly Outward Bound-y trip and realized that she was going to bond with a fellow adventurer when she saw her putting on lipstick with a brush. WHY DIDN’T I SAVE MY SASSY MAGAZINES?  Anyway, this was entertaining, if only for the moment where you realize Anna is wholly unconcerned about Hamish perishing in the wild. (Style.com)

– The London Times profiles Lilo. It’s depressing. Someone force this girl to live in a yurt for six months or something. (The London Times)

–  Everyone hearts Ivanka’s wedding dress.  (Parenthetically, can we just say that The Donald and Ivana clearly did something right, because the Trump offspring are the like anti-Hiltons? THANK GOD.) (NYMag.com)

– Oh my god, you guys. Tuesday is NATIONAL SANDWICH DAY. You know how we feel about sandwiches. Lemondrop is currently running a contest to determine America’s greatest sandwich. Vote early, vote often. (Lemondrop)

– This picture will please you. If you’re not some Sesame Street-hating FREAK, that is. (Popwrap)

– It’s comforting that Amanda Woodward’s hair still has her classic dark roots and needs a wee touch of anti-frizz. She has no time for anti-frizz and root touch-uppery. SHE’S BUSY KICKING YOUR ASS. She is so going to semi-accidentally talk someone in the new cast into killing themselves so that she can achieve her professional goals. My only question is, which of them is going to turn to alcoholism and endless whining (aka, become Allison)?