So, remember when this particular Nine trailer came out and I could not understand why it was nearly ALL Kate Hudson and no Marion or Nicole? One of our dear readers wrote in and explained that the song K Hud sings in said trailer, “Cinema Italiano,” is being released as a single. Which is why said trailer is the like Kate Hudson show. Which…okay, look, I loved Chicago and it’s quite clear, I’m sure, to anyone who reads this website, that I have NO SHAME about loving a variety of cringily dorky things but that trailer makes me want to crawl under my coffee table and hide my face. Something about Kate Hudson and her fantastic extensions working so hard on such a deeply corny song…I just can’t TAKE IT.
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Oh thank GOD! I was reading your post on Kylie Minogue’s jumper when I looked up and saw Kate Hudson on “What’s Up with Alexa Chung” yesterday, wearing that! Print. Jumpsuit. Giant backside. Odd necklace. I’m so glad I didn’t witness this alone.
i actually gasped when i scrolled down and saw this, it is that bad
Kate Hudson really isn’t a very good singer. They’re releasing that as a single? Yikes.
Thanks to this photo, after her glorious musical career works its way to its inevitable place in our culture, and the facial restructurings start caking up, I think we can all see Kate moving on to more blonde-job, shiny leopard-print onesies and ballroom heels under military jackets, in an insufferable Latin American bourgeoisie kind of way. I look forward to when she plays a gender-bending one-woman version of “Autumn of the Patriarch.”
Also horrifying: “Cinema Italiano” is nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Original Song.
God this would look soo good if it wasn’t a jumpsuit. shame on you, Kate!
My first thought after glancing at the picture was that Jessica Simpson has been hiding out starving herself, and she’s now anorexic.
I would have given Kate some credit had she dumped the coat like she did A-Rod, and committed herself 100% to wearing the animal-print jumpsuit. It’s like at the last minute she had a moment of clarity and realized what she was wearing was tragic, and tried to cover it up with a coat.
No, that’s David Bowie’s jumpsuit from the Dancing in the Streets video.
I’m too well into my current playlist to actually give Kate a listen and from the comments about it, I just don’t think I will subject myself to it. Honestly, now that I’ve been subjected to this jumpsuit, I don’t think I deserve to be tortured anymore.
There is no excuse for jumpsuits. I don’t think I liked them even when they were all the rage when I was a kid. Why grown people would dress themselves in what amounts to a baby onesie is beyond my understanding…much less in any sort of animal print.
Yikes. On a positive note, I do really like that leopard print!
She’s not nearly as cute as she thinks she is.
A) eew on the jumpsuit. the print, perhaps, in another shape.
B) i have a hard time believing that’s really her singing. and even the autotune can’t help whomever it IS singing to sound good.
C) incredibly shocked that that song is seriously nominated for a golden globe. really?!?! “guido, guido, guido….” for real??
Hudson is obviously the weak link in the cast in that she a) has no acting cred, b) has no pipes, and c) thinks it’s charming to wear a saggy-butt onesie with the admiral’s best top-coat.
OMG I LOVE JUMPIN JAMMERZ! I just got new ones: black with rainbow colored stars all over. They are the best things ever. If I could wear them to Starbucks and the grocery store, I would. If I could wear them to work, I wouldn’t be cold right now. If I could wear them to the bank, they’d probably approve me for a loan.
So if THAT is what Kate is going for here, then YAY FOR KATE! I am totally on board!!!
If not, then ew.
Ditto Mrs. O! not only is she not as cute as she thinks she is, her face is puffy to downright homely! Why does she keep getting roles?
No Sweetie that’s from GrrAnimals! *as usual her stylist needs to be sent off to Karl Langerfelds school of how women should dress for the evening, she’s not a fat cow like the rest of us you know..well at least in Karls eyes she isn’t*
That is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Everyone should wear an elegant black coat with something that looks like it should have a diaper changing flap. Or a Y-front. (V-front for women?) Which would be so much more convenient for those jumpsuited, “I drank too much and am finally breaking the dam, but the line is out the door moments.”
Kate Hudson really needs to be included in Fug Madness this year.
Her look is constantly hideola.
Speaking of Fug Madness, can we nominate this year?
Please, please, please?
Wow. That is just… wow. Bad song. Bad outfit. Bad all around – but! Fergie looks gorgeous, and with any luck, Frozen Face Kidman will crack her mask and belt out a killer song or two. That’s a reason to watch, right?
This reminds me uncomfortably of my new pajamas.
Ahem. I don’t think you understand. At all.
Who feels their best in the first few weeks or months after a break-up, much less days or even hours? AND they split after she’s just praised him in the press and told everyone she loves his anatomical parts (awkward!). AND ESPECIALLY while she’s on a tres important, even critical promotional tour. Instead of having her man on her arm, as she supported him ALL SUMMER, she’s seen with her parents in tow for emotional support.
So she’s in bed, sobbing, of course, with boxes of tissues piled around, and her (desperate) publicist tells her they’re just going on a quick comfort food run but she’ll never find a place to park so Kate has to go and stay in the car so she doesn’t get a ticket, and Kate really doesn’t want to go but she does, on account of parking tickets suck and her publicist says all she has to do is throw on a coat and shoes.
Next thing you know, Kate finds herself RIGHT IN FRONT OF the movie premiere, and a short Italian producer (in the suit) opens her car door and the paps are right there, of course, so Kate has to play the professional and put on her game face and face the music, even her own, and all the while she’s thinking OHMYFUCKINGAWD!!!
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That’s Kate Hudson? Oops. On first glance, I thought it was Jennifer Lopez – and now I have no idea which of them I should be apologising to for the mistake.
Animal print is sort of a tricky one. It’s so hard to get right and so easy to get wrong. I would have thought, however, that even the most fashion challenged among us could figure out that jumpsuit = wrong. With or without animal print.
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