Fugscha Barton

How QUICKLY the worm has turned. Just a few hours ago, I was all, “You look cute, Mischa!” AND NOW THIS:

I…am without words, a bit.  It’s all so very I’m With The Band, except the band is like, a Poison cover band called Toxin and they’re currently playing the parking lot of the H&M, where some crazed sales girl will eventually crack, bash Mischa over the head with the pilfered arm of a mannequin and steal her shoes. The US Weekly cover story about that is going to be hilar.