FugSESSED

First of all, how WRETCHED does Obsessed look? Wretched HILARIOUS. I don’t know if you read the Vogue cover story on Ms Beyonce here (she looks great on the cover, actually — well done, Conde Nasties) but whoever wrote it did not care for the movie. The whole article was peppered with comments along the lines of, “Beyonce will have a successful film career….as long as every print of Obsessed is confiscated and burned,” and “Beyonce’s screen presence is a potent one…although not in Obsessed, which makes Plan 9 From Outer Space look like Citizen Kane,” and “Beyonce has the talent to be a wonderful actress….although not in movies like Obsessed, which she must have been convinced to do whilst under a the spell of a powerful and evil wizard.” Like, they HATED IT. Which I think means it’s probably awesome. I mean, have you seen the trailer? It’s terrible. People are thrown off balconies and Jerry O’Connell is there. I can’t wait. BUT ANYWAY: I assume the level of horribleness of this ensemble was carefully calibrated in order to match the horribleness of the movie because otherwise I just do not get it. LESS IS MORE SOMETIMES, BEYONCE. A strapless dress that is also a sequined miniskirt that also has a ruffled train is JUST TOO MUCH. Pick ruffles or minis or strapless or sequins and go with it.

On the other hand, from the neck up, you look great. So at least there’s that.