Fugshanti

Lordy, I think everyone in the TRL green room yesterday had been passing the flux capacitor on the left-hand side:

No wonder Ashanti looks cranky. Not only does it seem like she can’t breathe in those, but the entire outfit is horribly unflattering, and I expect her crotch is five minutes away from filing a malpractice suit. Retro flair is fun, and all, but it’s just not worth it if you leave us all wishing we could go back in time to before we knew this photo existed.