Fugsic Fugstinct

MELISSA GEORGE: Sharon Stone?

SHARON: Who else would I be?

MELISSA: Uh. No one. Just you! You’re clearly yourself! That’s a well-cut suit! I have to go now!

SHARON: Tell me who you thought I was, Little Miss Heidi Braids, before I decide to wear you as a hat.

MELISSA: That might be an improv — I mean, never mind! What do you think of my dress?

SHARON: It’s fine. I had a crayon that color once. Name names, kitten.

MELISSA: It’s your hair, Sharon. There’s something about it that…reminds me of Cojo. I’M SORRY. But he’s LOVELY.

SHARON: Oh, is that all? That’s totally what I was going for. TIME FOR THE BAR!

MELISSA: Always.