This is not the worst thing she’s ever worn.
But that doesn’t make it right to dress like a paratrooper in the Great Doily Fungus World War of 2013.
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Comments (13):
Is it a onesie?
That is a onesie which was designed for a person with a MUCH shorter torso. Which might explain the way she’s standing. Ugggggh.
I wonder what her body did to piss her off so much she’s decided to punish it like this. Well, I should say punish it regularly.
It’s certainly the worst thing anyone has worn in the past 24 hours.
Jessica White is a supermodel, so why is she dressing, styling herself, and POSING like a Kardashian? She’s even giving Kim-face (vacant, trying-to-hard-to-be-sexy-and-landing-in-concussed), and she should better.
TOO HARD, not “to hard.” My kingdom for an edit option….
That thing is seriously gonna give her a yeast infection.
Doily Fungus! Bwa-ha-ha-ha! I laughed so hard the cat looked up (a very phlegmatic cat normally, will never appear under a headline, “Miracle Cat Saves Owner in Fire!”).
And what’s up with the comic-book superhero hair?
I hope you don’t mind if I steal that- “I laughed so hard the cat looked up.”
All yours!
I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HER.
Welcome back, Fugsica. But please do kick it up a notch in the future – I thought you were a contender for last year’s Fug Madness crown, and I know you can do worse.
Also, never mind the doily fungus, look at the cutouts! Is she wearing a design by Yoko Ono?
Not a good look when you’re standing next to a wall that says “Ready, Willing & Able”.
If this is what the paratroopers wear, I want to see the parachutes!