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MAX AZRIA: Hello everyone! I am here with Taylor Momsen, the hot twenty-eight-year old star of Gossip Girl!

TAYLOR: Actually, I’m fifteen.

MAX: Nonsense! Come on, Taylor, talk about this look. Inspire the crowd!

TAYLOR: Do you really want that? Really?

MAX: Out with it, darling! Tell the world!

TAYLOR: Okay. I look like Pat Benatar.

MAX: We belong to the night!

TAYLOR: Crossed with Debbie Harry and one of the chicks from Heart.

MAX: Oooh, barracuda!

TAYLOR: With a bit of Bret Michaels and Kim Cattrall from the opening scenes of Mannequin.

MAX: Yes! Talk dirty to me! Nothing’s gonna stop us now!

TAYLOR: Times someone whose mouth has been erased.

MAX: Right! Wait… um…

TAYLOR: And a dash of E.G. Daily.

MAX: You’re losing me… Um… er… smelly cat!

TAYLOR: Close, but I had another one in mind.

MAX: Hmm. You’d be better off dead?

TAYLOR: Bingo.