This was described in a release as being pants and a bodysuit, which is useful, because I would’ve assumed it was a jumpsuit.
But that just means that instead of gritting my teeth at a jumpsuit, I get to grit my teeth at a pair of pants. Those are truly unflattering on her. They make her look squat and puffy, like she’s in the middle of being inflated. Beyond that, I hope this came for instructions on how to take a bathroom break. Mankind’s greatest mystery, aside from world peace and aliens and whatnot, is why anyone without an adult diaper would willingly imprison their bladder thusly. Perhaps I just answered my own question; maybe a slice of Depends comes standard.
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Wait, what? Where did she find that thing? I could have sworn I burned it in 1990.
This is the posh suit for when we are living in the future. The day suit is simpler and comes in grey polyester.
Boy, those are some poorly fitting pants.
The blacks match, which is nice – but if you look at it the blown up version, you can see that her top is actually quite dirty – as if she spilled some yogurt on herself and then tried (mostly successfully) to clean it off.
You can wear plain, simple clothing, but when doing so, you have to give ‘em something else to look at, like a pretty face or interesting coif. She’s got nothing but the boring here, with her caterpillar eyebrows, no jewelry or handbag, pumps, and parted in the middle flat ironed hair.
And with those gigantor cuffs, she could take flight like Sally Fields in the Flying Nun.
Definitely a funky crotch…
But what about the cuffs?? Not a word about large cuffs sticking out about two inches away from her arms? They remind me of those detachable Playboy Bunny cuffs. Just odd…
Ew.
The pants don’t fit exactly. She probably put this look together herself and missed.