Fugsten Bell

ANNA FARIS: Hi, Kristen. Or should I call you Helga?

KRISTEN BELL: Why would you do that?

ANNA: Because you look like some kind of S&M milkmaid.

KRISTEN: I was going for “retired Jabba slave.”

ANNA: You didn’t quite hit it. I could MAYBE see that you’re at a Xena: Warrior Princess fan club gala.

KRISTEN: Can we stop ragging on me, and talk about how your dress strap is actually a zipper?

ANNA: No.

KRISTEN: Why not?

ANNA: Because it’s sort of funky.

KRISTEN: IS IT, though?

ANNA: Compared to your bodice? Yes, Helga, it is.

KRISTEN: Dammit.

ANNA: It’s okay. If we make The House Bunny II: Udder Madness, about a sorority of militant Dutch cow-tippers, you can TOTALLY audition.