Fugster of Champions

It seems like Oksana Baiul, when getting dressed for the premiere of High School Musical: The Ice Tour (which…I mean, I understand that HSM is a huge, huge, huge hit, but for serious? An ice tour? I can’t wait until they’re casting a Zac Efron-alike and making him sky-dive into malls or something next), remembered, “oh, YEAH. I’m a figure skater too! I’m going to wear something ATHLETIC!”

And also, apparently, totally geriatric.  I suppose it’s possible that she’s up for a role in the next Rascal Scooter infomercial and this is her version of the whole Sean Young in a Catsuit drama, but either way, she looks a bit too close to popping open an Ensure and asking me about my living will for comfort.