Fugstick Jungle

At first I didn’t get this whole trend of having a second dress essentially stitched around your first one.

But suddenly, thanks to Kim Raver, I see it, and I can’t believe it took this long to hit me: It’s like a hybrid between the infinite dress, an apron, and roll of toilet paper. Wear it out on the town, and if it wrinkles or tears — or Brooke Shields throws a drink on you to try and snap you out of the delusion that the new bangs work on your face — you can just rip it off and there will be a fresh new outfit in its place. It’s sanitary AND it saves on dry-cleaning bills. Genius! Why did no one think of this before?