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Heather Graham is so confused:

Pants? Or macrame dress? Pants? Or macrame dress? Macrame dress with nipples showing, or marcrame dress with tank top? And what if none of it matches?

I guess, in long run, we ought to be grateful that she decided to wear everything instead of nothing at all. Even if “everything” includes a dress that she made during arts and crafts that one summer at Camp Kitchiwatchi. Because I think there was a real, real possibility at one point in her event preparation process when she thought about just wearing the dress and the dress alone.

We dodged a bullet, people.